Love potion ^_~

The most sought after thing in the world,

so listen close, boys and girls,

To make a love potion

you must follow these clues

and before you know it,

that special someone will be crazy about you! ^_~

2 kgs of love

95gms of lust

1/2 Kg fights (to strengthen the relationship)

105gms of understanding

50gms of adoration(maybe more, depending on the person in question)

275 gms of spontaneous craziness

50gms of parental trouble ( U need it to get closer, believe me)

Add it all up.... Stir well....

Optional ingredients: Late night phone conversations, excessive laughter,tickle rockets, etc etc(You're free to add these in any ratio you want)

BUT BEWARE...

Somtimes... Love potions have side effects if not properly brewed... So if your lover is showing any of the following symptoms... It means your potion hasn't been brewed right... Discontinue dosage immediately...

1.Obssession:

If your lover starts to literally stalk you... You've added too much of spontaneous craziness which makes it just plain craziness.

2.Puppy dog adoration:

Its normal for a couple to adore each other. However, if your lover's staring at u starstruck while ur drinking a glass of water, you know something's gone wrong

3.Silly fights

If your lover starts nitpicking and fights with u for dumb silly reasons, and insignificant and nearly unnoticeable stuff. Ex- Not putting things back into its place, or forgetting to switch off a light, you know then, that you've made a terrible mistake...

Other side effects include warts, insanity, blindness(Don't get overly panicky...love IS blind), and in rare cases, the person's skin turns green and blotchy....(oh wait.... thats the side effect of another one of my potions...oh never mind...)

Well... All i can say is... GOOD LUCK!!!

And do contact me if there are any side effects other than the ones mentioned....